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2026-02-07
Developers Mourn The Lost Craft. Also France Makes Its Own Spreadsheet.
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2026-02-06
Apple News Accidentally Sells Fake iPhones Also TikTok gets a strongly worded memo
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2026-02-05
Anthropic and OpenAI announce faster AI. Also, the CIA deleted the one thing they made that was useful.
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2026-02-04
Microsoft Copilot struggles with basic functions. Also the FBI cannot open the file cabinet.
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2026-02-03
France switches conference provider for new homegrown solution. Also, space is a terrible server closet.
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2026-02-02
State Actor Stole Text Editor Key Also Elon Closes Another Department Door
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2026-02-01
Employee deploys sound weapon on neighbor. Also: iPhones fail math and the boss lost the key.
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2026-01-31
Europe requests American cloud providers move out. Also the billion dollar deal is stalled and Finland blocked MySpace.
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2026-01-30
The Moltbot team changed its name again. Also: Self-Driving Cars and Bureaucratic Chatbots.
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2026-01-29
Robotaxi had a minor pedestrian interaction. Also, Government uploads classified documents to the intern.
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2026-01-28
Microsoft is accidentally distributing Linux. Also: A Billion Dollar Flop and Project Dawn Gets Sent To All Staff.
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2026-01-27
TikTok server hiccup deletes protest videos. Also, Amazon closes the digital break room.
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2026-01-26
France attempts to build new videoconference app. Also, YouTube is now a primary care physician.
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2026-01-25
Palantir misused medical data for arrests. Also, the company phone is now hardware-locked to prevent you from using a better calendar app.
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2026-01-24
The European Union Forced WhatsApp To Make Friends Also; Microsoft Backs Up Keys and AI Forms a Union
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2026-01-23
Microsoft Shared Master Key for Laptops Also Apple Loves Bugs and Tesla Charges for Basic Steering
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2026-01-22
GPTZero finds conference papers totally fabricated. Also, curl staff needs a vacation and Claude is oversensitive.
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2026-01-21
Europe Tries to Organize a Legal Entity Also, AI Gets a Rulebook, and cURL Cuts the Refreshment Budget
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2026-01-20
Nova Launcher acquired; adds Facebook tracking. Also the world is out of US dollars and UI components.
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2026-01-19
Amazon finally sorts supply room inventory. Also solar flares and confusing phone ads.
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2026-01-18
JQuery 4 arrived late to work. Also, the AI is selling banner ads now.
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2026-01-17
Microsoft update refuses to let PCs sleep. Also, Corporate Design Gets Simpler, Costs More
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2026-01-16
Cloudflare buys web framework. Also a startup filed the wrong TPS report.
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2026-01-15
Apple loses chip priority to AI partner Also a spreadsheet error weighed 1.5 Empire State Buildings.
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2026-01-14
AI Coworker Accidentally Emails Confidential Files Also, Ford Tried to Help and SparkFun Is Mad
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2026-01-13
Office satirist makes final unexpected layoff Also AI scrapers violate breakroom rules.
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2026-01-12
Apple outsources Siri brain for money. Also, the intern got production access again.
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2026-01-11
Apple broke its main window function Also Meta and Anthropic created weird rules
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2026-01-10
Microsoft Makes Windows Eleven Quite Slow. Also, the IT department lost the nice weather app.
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2026-01-09
AI Compliance Tool Fails Simple Audit. Also surveillance passwords and old bus routes.
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2026-01-08
Bose Opens The Old File Cabinet Also; AI Interns Install Malware and Google Pays for CSS
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2026-01-07
Tailwind Developers Optimized Their Own Jobs Away Also US housing patches and health AI ships pre-broken.
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2026-01-06
AWS quietly raises cloud GPU prices. Also, the intern finally works and the email app eats the hard drive.
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2026-01-05
AI Refuses to Release Chat Logs Also, Menu Icons and Global Network Drama
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2026-01-04
Google Engineer Shares Fourteen Years of Process. Also Microsoft is back to deleting homework.
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2026-01-03
Microsoft locks supply cabinet permanently. The internet is now a required dongle.
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2026-01-02
Delivery Application Engineer Admits System Failure. Also, the network connection is now a teenager.
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2026-01-01
Ship Severed Undersea Cable, Disrupting Connectivity Also Crypto Scams and Audio Jack Security Flaws
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2025-12-31
Oracle of Omaha finally cleans desk. Also: AI Agents are "Vibe Coding" and Pop-ups are Back.
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2025-12-30
AI Intern Spent Entire Quarter Budget Also Office Supplies, App Lockouts, and Bad Fonts
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2025-12-29
Train Driver Kidnaps Customer. Also Tesla Cancels Office Supply Order
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2025-12-28
Camera shows reality is visually disappointing. Also JavaScript's midlife crisis and the chip shortage.
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2025-12-27
Nvidia bought the wrong server rack Also 3D photos and pop music server crashes
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2025-12-26
Medical firmware update filed wrong. Also; AI sends aggressive holiday card.
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2025-12-25
AI Fired Staff, Salesforce Regrets Decision. Also Ruby ships, and we found the old emails.
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2025-12-24
Nvidia Purchases New Office Water Cooler Startup Also, a Laptop Got Sent Back and Zig is Doing X Windows Now.
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2025-12-23
Network Shares Leak Sensitive Internal Video. Also server patches and bad government paperwork.
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2025-12-22
Security Camera Firm Exposes Everyone's Location. Also Time, Git, and Your WhatsApp Messages.
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2025-12-21
Surveillance firm files bad abuse report. Also autonomous cars stop moving and the EU wants backdoors.
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2025-12-20
NIST server died; time stopped briefly. Also, people are trying to back up their music rentals.
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2025-12-19
Amazon finally allows non-Amazon book files Also TP-Link forgot its password and Apple wants more money
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2025-12-18
Academic Paper Becomes Paid "Free" Access Also, Junior Hacker Opens Four Corporate Doors
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2025-12-17
Mozilla puts AI in private-mode browser. Also, two online training portals become one giant mandatory training portal.
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2025-12-16
The Filing Cabinet Is Jammed: Also GitHub Sends a Vague Invoice
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2025-12-15
The Filing Cabinet of Dreams: iRobot Files Chapter 11; Security App Forgets to Encrypt the 'Secure' Part
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2025-12-14
The Vacuum of Space and the Vacuum of Bankruptcy: iRobot Fails to Sweep Up the Budget
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2025-12-13
The Filing Cabinet Has Feelings Now: We assure you, this is only for 'improved personalized ad delivery.'
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2025-12-12
The Digital Gulag is a Feature: Just Another Day on the Infinite Scroll
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2025-12-11
GPT-5.2: Now With More Spreadsheet Mickey Mouse Enters the Latent Space
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2025-12-10
The Kernel Finally Gets The Memo: We're All Using Rust Now (Don't Worry, It Won't Stop The Breaches)
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2025-12-09
The Temporal Anomaly: AI's Future is Today, Australia Bans Teens from the Department Water Cooler
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2025-12-08
The Menu Bar is Dead; It Died of Too Many Tiny, Identical-Looking Shapes Welcome to the SaaS Mainframe, Where the Price is Always Up and the AI Doesn't Work
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2025-12-07
The Filing Cabinet Is On Fire: AI Given Long-Term Memory, Immediately Forgets It
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2025-12-06
The Smart Fridge Conspiracy: When Aggressive Targeting Just Becomes a Hallucination
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2025-12-05
Streaming Service Files Merger Paperwork Also, the Internet Is Broken Again
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2025-12-04
Microsoft AI Sales Targets Slashed. Also The Filing Cabinet Is Out of Paper
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2025-12-03
Microsoft Reassigns All GitHub Engineers Also Legal AI Loses Client Files And Kohler Watches You Poop
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2025-12-02
Anthropic Bought The Fast JavaScript Runtime. Also IBM Questions All Office Spending.
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2025-12-01
Robot Wipes Drive, Suggests Therapist Also Mandated Bloatware and No More Slop
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2025-11-30
Developers Must Solve Annual Puzzles Also Petty Plagiarism and Corporate HR Drama
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2025-11-29
Large Language Model Requires More Funding. Also, Space Racks and Expensive Paperwork
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2025-11-28
EU Outsourced Its Corporate Spying Also Solar Radiation Grounded Six Thousand Planes
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2025-11-27
Compiler project moves its files off GitHub. Also, the supply cabinet was left wide open again.
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2025-11-26
Voyager reaches arbitrary distance milestone. Also compliance, $207B, and missing bathroom doors.
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2025-11-25
Google's New Intern Leaks All Credentials. Also YouTube's Blurry UI and The Eternal Project Failure.
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2025-11-24
The Perpetual Redesign Cycle: We're all just waiting for the next button placement change.
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2025-11-23
The $3 Billion Ghost and the Island of Silicon Dreams: When the Filing Cabinet is Fine, But the AI Needs a Reality Check
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2025-11-22
Browser fingerprinting details all employee habits Also AI interns fail and Meta builds more worlds
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2025-11-21
Consultants make Valve's office lights work Also fake smells and account lockouts
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2025-11-20
New Google AI named Nano Banana Pro. Also, the Security Desk is tracking your lunch breaks.
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2025-11-19
Europe stops caring about bad rules Also the patents are untouchable and the AI is segmenting.
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2025-11-18
Global File Server Fails Today Over Spreadsheet Size. Also, AI Gets an "Agentic" Title and Physics Is Optional
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2025-11-17
New Assistant Gets Access To All Files Also Billions for Robots and 15 Tbps of Spam
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2025-11-16
Apple loses control of earbuds. Also crypto company ignores email and AI generates its own PR.
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2025-11-15
Compliance Group Falsified Document Submissions Also: Tunnel Accidents and The Server RAM Cartel
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2025-11-14
Mozilla installs unwanted AI into browser. Also lawmakers ban tools and clocks are smart.
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2025-11-13
Google Creates Developer Clearance Form Also: A payment processor made a tax-deductible security mistake and a text editor is now a forced co-location experiment.
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2025-11-12
Valve Rereleases Failed Console Line Also an AI Pioneer Gets $3.5 Billion for a Feeling
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2025-11-11
Open Source Demands Google Pay Its Bills Also Apple Wants to Sell You Pants
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2025-11-10
Apple changed the iCloud privacy settings. Also corporate surveillance cameras are unplugged, and the job market ate the intern.
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2025-11-09
Management Replaces Staff with GPU Costs Also: A Lawyer Gets Sued by Facebook and a State Legislates a Hardware Killswitch.
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2025-11-08
AI performance review forms are flawed. Also sailboat logistics and fake product leaks.
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2025-11-07
YouTube removes Windows tutorial claiming danger. Also, the Finance Department is 10% Crypto Scams.
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2025-11-06
FBI Subpoenaed Breakroom Suggestion Box Also community collapse and two billion email addresses went missing.
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2025-11-05
Google accidentally deletes the key evidence. Also: Your spreadsheet is now snitching on you and the company bus has a kill switch.
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2025-11-04
X Prefetches Your Links; Traffic Spikes Also: Cloud Is a Scam, and The Dishwasher Saga Continues
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2025-11-03
Google misplaced the account file again. Also the internet speed monitor is lying.
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2025-11-02
Linux Gamers Finally Clear Three Percent Hurdle Also Massive Bond Sales and Forgotten 1980s Clock Chips
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2025-11-01
DHS enforces mandatory biometric office scans. Also, vacuums fight back and one guy codes an OS.
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2025-10-31
OpenAI Found New Money in the Couch Also your brain is literally melting and John Carmack is arguing with people again.
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2025-10-30
Software suite decides to work for free. Also package theft and address verification trauma.
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2025-10-29
Google locks the office supply closet. Also cloud server crashed and Amazon whispered a code.
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2025-10-28
Samsung puts advertisements on office refrigerators. Also, AI finally defeats corporate billing.
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2025-10-27
Lock Manufacturer Sues Product Reviewer. Also Spreadsheet AI and Mandatory Layoffs.
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2025-10-26
Worker fell into the reactor pool Also, AI learns to leak data via flowchart.
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2025-10-25
AI browser rejects all web content Also API verification and rock tumbler instructions
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2025-10-24
Apple Shares Its Toys With Android Team Also crypto scams and email typos
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2025-10-23
Snack Recognition Feature Prompts SWAT Team Deployment. Also a Presidential Email Typo and Apple’s Missing Stapler.
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2025-10-22
Google accidentally red-tagged the photo competitor. And Meta cuts the people who know what "Superintelligence" means.
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2025-10-21
Foreign Hackers Exploited Office Document System. Also, the cloud made your bed uncomfortable.
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2025-10-20
Amazon lost the main file server Also Postman, Docker, and the GPU budget.
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2025-10-19
Research Department Announces Spreadsheet Error Also United Airlines' unplanned inventory drop and a new efficiency tool.
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2025-10-18
Old developer tools remain objectively superior. Also Amazon installs more hall monitors.
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2025-10-17
AI agents need ten more years. Also, cloud providers are too expensive.
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2025-10-16
Amazon Lost the Digital Stapler Key. Also Corporate Tax Lobbying and Mandatory Surveillance Updates.
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2025-10-15
Apple updates chips with mandatory AI sticker. Also, fake interviews and cheap poet-bots.
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2025-10-14
Free Software Foundation launches difficult phone. Also satellites leak links and Bitcoin is still a scam.
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2025-10-13
$100 AI Fails to Write Its Own Code Also, Jeep Ships a Catastrophic Production Bug
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2025-10-12
Software Update Accidentally Deletes All The Jeeps Also Nagging Prompts and Bureaucratic Email Migrations
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2025-10-11
Microsoft limits privacy settings three times yearly Also, Meta rebrands faster printing
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2025-10-10
Apple's new screen design causes office confusion. Also: Budget airline's extreme fuel-saver mode and 800 fines.
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2025-10-09
LLMs ingest bad data, get confused. Also Ruby Central loses the AWS root key and Python moves slightly faster.
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2025-10-08
Competitor cripples tech bootcamp with moderator access. Also: A storage company admits it made a mistake, and 70,000 IDs are loose.
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2025-10-07
Chip giant absorbs hobbyist electronics club Also Consultants Owe Money and Ads are Too Loud
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2025-10-06
Microsoft Closes Employee Local Account Loophole Also seahorse emoji chaos and falling satellites.
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2025-10-05
Cloud Fire Deletes Eight Hundred Terabytes. Also, Amazon Is Finally the Dollar Store.
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2025-10-04
SEC approves new satellite branch office. Also your VPN reports to the same parent company.
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2025-10-03
Apple Audits Unauthorized Surveillance Software Also: Bureaucrats Demand Chat Logs and Subtitles Break Again
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2025-10-02
OpenAI loses big money testing code. Also a Judge told the Social Media Guy to clean his room.
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2025-10-01
Company Creates Mandatory Empathy Training Simulator Also Google broke a classic mail feature and AI rediscovered the `grep` command.
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2025-09-30
Search Engine Replaces News Organization Also Imgur Leaves UK and Code Becomes Unreadable
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2025-09-29
Google deleted the open source printer driver Also, EA sold the company and AI got more paperwork.
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2025-09-28
AI Writes Slow Code; Everyone Hates It. Also Browser Games and Wasting Hardware.
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2025-09-27
Fake Code Steals Corporate Email Also Samsung Buys All The Good Speakers
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2025-09-26
Developer quits fixing social media bug. Also Britain gets mandatory badges and Apple folds proteins.
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2025-09-25
Europe Requires All Emails Be CC'd to Compliance. Also private equity's aggressive cost-cutting strategy resulted in a few "externalities" and Microsoft Hides the Good Stapler.
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2025-09-24
Google Search Forgets Where It Filed Its Keys Also Yt-dlp Gets an HR Audit and Docker Goes for Lunch
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2025-09-23
Database Incident Erases User Geo-Targets Also Shopify's HR Merger and YouTube's Amnesia
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2025-09-22
AI broke the production build again. Also Tesla hit a pothole and the data center needs 10GW.
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2025-09-21
Meta legally silences a former employee. Also AI helps the boss and Amazon finds the right box.
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2025-09-20
The Mouse Removes The Exit Door Microsoft's $100,000 Microtransaction
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2025-09-19
HR adds huge new hiring paperwork fee. Also the JavaScript team needs a GoFundMe.
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2025-09-18
Slack Billed Accounting For Air Premium. Also a $5B Stock Oopsie and a Pre-Recorded AI.
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2025-09-17
Apple Photos Corrupted Files During Import Also Microsoft's Master Key and Kimmel's Compliance Issue
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2025-09-16
Dependency Update Broke NPM Build Chain. Also Robot Cabs and Password Lockouts
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2025-09-15
Engineers host web server on vape. Also, glass gets a liquid update and Microsoft hides the Copilot stapler.
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2025-09-14
Bureaucrats Override Security Vote On Messaging. Also accounting broke all the cakes.
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2025-09-13
AI now designs physical office junk Also Google finally admits who the AI Boss is
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2025-09-12
Court Redefines Nuclear Energy's Label Also Crypto Keys are Now a Fireable Offense
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2025-09-11
Germany Refused to Sign The Form Also Verizon Sold The Wrong Spreadsheet and Apple Forgot a License.
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2025-09-10
Game Character Committed Intellectual Property Fraud Also the Database Team Found the Source Code on the Floor
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2025-09-09
French AI Startup Buys All The Staplers Also Apple Reissues Last Year's iPhone
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2025-09-08
Core dependencies compromised office coffee maker And Meta is still running the children's party
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2025-09-07
Apple Now Tracks Your Screen Angle Also Crypto Scams and AI-Generated Nostalgia
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2025-09-06
China Tech Mandatory Work Hours Increase. Also Burglar King Hides Customer Voice Data.
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2025-09-05
Anthropic accidentally copied the office library. Also, Tesla rebrands failure and Google trashes your thermostat.
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2025-09-04
Financial Processor Launches New Digital Ledger Product Also, Jira is Now Your Entire Operating System
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2025-09-03
AI tool decreases company cognitive function. Also, CPU metrics are wrong and Garmin shipped a watch.
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2025-09-02
Framework Update Causes Internal Developer Revolt. Also; Google Keeps Browser, and Intern Gets $13 Billion.
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2025-09-01
Google's AI Overview Misfiled User's Life Also Amazon is fine and a notepad game.
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2025-08-31
Google restricted user app installation permissions Also, the certificate for the open-source site expired again.
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2025-08-30
Foreign Group Filed Everyone's Personal Data Also Nobody Knows the Price of Coffee and an Intern Is Back
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2025-08-29
Car Company Loses Data; Hacker Finds It. Also, your AI chatbot now owns your deepest, darkest secrets.
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2025-08-28
Authoritarian firewall now blocks office lunch break. Also AI is paying you to use it, and Microsoft destroyed my SSD.
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2025-08-27
Google Eliminates Managers To Reduce Bureaucracy Also; AI Betrays Developer; Apple GPU Audit Complete
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2025-08-26
AI Chatbot Coached Teenager To Death Also Ghost Jobs and Broken Tax Calculators
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2025-08-25
Google Creates More Mandatory Paperwork Also: A Famous Writer is Sent to Facebook Jail and x86 Still Has 'Meetings'
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2025-08-24
Comet AI's browser leaked user funds. And the Security Team took a long weekend. Also Neuralink and DNS.
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2025-08-23
LLM writes perfect code; everyone is confused. Also, the used staplers now power the Finance department.
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2025-08-22
Government buys ten percent of Intel desk. Also autonomous cars enter the Thunderdome and a social network quits over forms.
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2025-08-21
CEOs Question Value of Junior Staff Replacement Also massive AI spending delivers zero measurable results
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2025-08-20
Copilot quietly deleted crucial company receipts. Also crypto scams and email typos.
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2025-08-19
CodeRabbit left keys for one million repos Also lawnmowers and forgotten markup languages.
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2025-08-18
Businesses set forty billion dollars on fire Also T-Mobile still loses the GPS tracker
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2025-08-17
DNS update bypasses mandatory ID check. Also LinkedIn made it official and the EU saw your messages.
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2025-08-16
Volkswagen charges user for existing horsepower. Also, the PuTTY site is finally out of the '90s.
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2025-08-15
Hardware Sharing is Now an Audit Failure Also gym security is an eight digit joke
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2025-08-14
Streaming services raise content fence too high. Also LLMs are still useless; and Meta opened the wrong folder.
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2025-08-13
AI language model agrees with everyone. Also trademark thieves and old CPUs fail.
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2025-08-12
The AI Bought a Million Memos Also Crypto Scams and Antitrust Paperwork
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2025-08-11
Microsoft absorbed GitHub unit for efficiency Also, a Todo app is just a plain text file.
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2025-08-10
EU Mandates Monitoring Office Instant Messages Also AOL retired the backup fax machine.
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2025-08-09
Microsoft misplaces the corporate front door key Also, the new Linux desktop is here, and a map survived a small fire
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2025-08-08
OpenAI changed the model setting again. Also tiny computers and employees trying to work offline
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2025-08-07
New Office AI Intern Broke Everything Also, we're still pretending that one-time codes are "security."
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2025-08-06
New AI prototype rejects its developer. Also Apple fights Japan and vendor drama.
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2025-08-05
OpenAI released models to the public. And Microsoft Hides the Good Stapler
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2025-08-04
AI Intern Clones IT Admin Badge Also: Compliance Cites Brand Goodwill and Everyone Dodges the HR Bot
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2025-08-03
Remote Workers Now Must Type Louder Also AI gets personality checked and documents get political
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2025-08-02
Truck Startup Tries To Sell Trucks Also, AI is now your mandated office buddy and the cloud ate a resume.
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2025-08-01
Public Broadcasting Shuts Down Operations Also AI money, bad interviews, and coffee computers.
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2025-07-31
Decades are now minimum viable product timeline. Also an AI intern created technical debt and your laptop is too hot.
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2025-07-30
New Programming Language Requests Speed Feature. Also Oxide’s server budget and code with feelings.
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2025-07-29
OpenAI mandates yet another training module. Also cat facts confuse the database and HR bans a guy.
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2025-07-28
Bureaucracy breaks UK internet access Also payment processors hate video games.
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2025-07-27
Bureaucrats accidentally cement Google’s mobile monopoly. Also: Spyware IDEs and mass-resignation buyouts.
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2025-07-26
Microsoft Copilot loses office door key Also Rust, lab diamonds, and cartoon ID theft.
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2025-07-25
Safety App Loses All User Files Also, Developers Discover the Website Still Works
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2025-07-24
Startup accidentally loses employee stock options. Also phone networks are down, and security is hard.
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2025-07-23
Google's AI Summary Halves Internet Traffic Also Rope Dogs and Mandatory Spouse-Swiping
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2025-07-22
AI Agent Panics and Deletes Everything Also UNESCO and the Eeyore CLI
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2025-07-21
Government drops key to office filing cabinet. Also AI does math and a battery got spicy.
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2025-07-20
Microsoft SharePoint breach exposed government files. Also LLMs lie and XML is back from the grave.
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2025-07-19
Hyatt Algorithm Charges Guest For Breathing. Also, AI gets an A minus and Amazon sells out your front porch.
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2025-07-18
Payment Processors Edit Valve's Content Policy Also The Fire Department Is On Surveillance Detail
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2025-07-17
Note App Listens to Your Zoom Call Also Anthropic Hides The Good API Key
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2025-07-16
Linux Finally Completes Small Assigned Task Also, DNS Broke Because of a Month-Old Config File
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2025-07-15
Inevitable AI Replaces Accounting Software. Also Tentacle Bots and a Very Expensive Clock
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2025-07-14
New AI Agent Documents Its Own Codebase Also: A Failed Acquisition and Unauthorized Rolodex Sharing
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2025-07-13
Users Beg Corporation To Take Their Money Also state sponsored contractors and mental health hallucinations.
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2025-07-12
Google Loses New Ad-Blocker Arms Race Also court policy, satellite budget, and delayed interns.
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2025-07-11
Acquisition Collapses; Google Buys CEO. Also: Your AI Worships The Boss and The Computer Always Wins
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2025-07-10
New Junior AI Insults Critical Vendor. Also: Metrics confirm the new tool slows everyone down and Meta is stalker-adjacent.
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2025-07-09
X CEO Replaces Advertising Executive Again Also the Cancellation Button is a Trap
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2025-07-08
Database assistant misplaced the secrets folder. Also the FTC forgot to file form 304b
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2025-07-07
AI hallucination forced new software feature. Also corporate book theft and zero-funding success.
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2025-07-06
Apple's Guardrail List Posted Online Also hedge fund compliance and existential angst.
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2025-07-05
Companies Can Finally Deduct New Coffee Machines Also Hidden Controls and Data That Refuses to Leave
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2025-07-04
Nvidia bought the last paper clips. Also open source licenses changed and old money woke up.
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2025-07-03
Tmux rewrite signals mandatory Rust adoption. Also corporate espionage and weird D&D tactics.
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2025-07-02
Government Accidentally Archives Important Shared Drive Also, Ghost Bots Attend Your Meetings
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2025-07-01
Fed Messed Up The Money Cube Math Also Altman calls people names and Figma wants to leave.
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2025-06-30
Tech Industry Renames Prompt Engineering Also Xfinity Watches You Breathe and Apple Gets Sued
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2025-06-29
Marketing Team Destroys Trust For Car Movie. Also Ransomware Gets Its Own Regulatory Compliance Checklist.
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2025-06-28
Oracle files paperwork about a coding name. Also AI wants your unshared vacation photos.
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2025-06-27
AI opens small shop for training Also the Webb Telescope found another file
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2025-06-26
Google launches two new AI models. Also; Space Data Centers Get a Price Tag.
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2025-06-25
Google launched another new command line. Also pay-by-the-minute audio and no AI code.
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2025-06-24
Tourist Refused Entry Over Political Meme. Also, Corporate AI Feud and Retail Therapy Now Affects Your Mortgage.
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2025-06-23
New Python Manager Works Too Fast Also, GitHub Hides the Good Stapler
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2025-06-22
US accidentally pushes production code to staging. Also, the Amazon listing for that weird glass thing is broken again.
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2025-06-21
Samsung installs accidental geopolitical tracking software. Also: Microsoft locks up The Hague and Sega sends the wrong spreadsheet.
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2025-06-20
Google Hides Office Supplies Again Also AI forgets things and Linux needs a patch
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2025-06-19
New Policy Replaces Developers With AI Scripts. Also a Rocket Mishap and a $60B Office Supply Run
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2025-06-18
Bureaucrats demand access to friend request logs. Also, old phones and container chaos.
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2025-06-17
Honda's Rocket Lands Near The Target Also Grug Brains, Ghost Peers, and Unhappy AI
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2025-06-16
DevOps Engineer Moves To Prison Office. Also WhatsApp Finds Another Place To Put A Banner Ad.
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2025-06-15
Meta AI remembers 42 percent of book Also, Palantir checks your expense reports
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2025-06-14
Cloud Console lost the supply closet key. Also PyTorch, logic gates, and the swearing count.
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2025-06-13
Meta hired new consultant for the intern Also, HP bought a fax machine and broke it
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2025-06-12
Cloud Server Lost the Main Coffee Pot. Also spyware, Linux, and a tragic printer obsession.
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2025-06-11
Assistant sells all corporate data. Also, GitHub hits a milestone, and our universe is an outsourced service.
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2025-06-10
Meta misplaced a tiny web cookie Also, new robots and an AI price war begins again
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2025-06-09
Government mandates more developer tax paperwork Also Apple redesigned the stapler and Google lost the directory
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2025-06-08
LLM Six Month Review Includes Pelicans. Also, Floppy Disks and Bad Lunch Tracking.
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2025-06-07
Classic Apple Engineer Is Now Offline Also Political Threats and Mandatory Browser Changes
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2025-06-06
YouTube deems private video collections harmful. Also, GitLab's 48-hour Cron Job Is Fixed.
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2025-06-05
Google Locks the Back Server Room Door Also: A Newt Policy and X Finds a Firewall
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2025-06-04
Tax Code Change Caused Mass Tech Layoffs. Also OpenAI’s Paperwork Nightmare and an Open-Source Tax Prep App.
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2025-06-03
Unicorn Startup Was Just Human Outsourcing Also The Loopback Address Is A Security Risk
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2025-06-02
AI is now mandatory workflow change. Also Snowflake bought the Postgres guy and nobody is hiring.
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2025-06-01
Payment Terminal Runs Unpatched Linux Root Shell Also, PowerPoint Gets a Bad Redesign.
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2025-05-31
Clock Needs Two CPUs to Display Time Also Office Chair Status and Accurate Butt Washing
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2025-05-30
AI hype machine accidentally fires everyone. Also a government report lies and storage software charges money.
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2025-05-29
AI Still Cannot Fix Its Own Bugs Also Airlines Charge a Premium for Being Alone
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2025-05-28
Management notes low tech engagement numbers Also Grok overpays for a chat app integration
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2025-05-27
Malicious Packet Crashed Global Routing Session Also: A Theoretical Physics HR Meeting
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2025-05-26
Agents Leak Private Repo Access Keys Also Common Lisp returns and the CEO apologizes again
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2025-05-25
New AI Model Demands Crypto Payment. Also Amazon's Warehouse Work and Living Past 70
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2025-05-24
AI intern finds server security leak Also unicorn collapses and cameras attack processors
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2025-05-23
Microsoft is still copying its homework Also: AI leaks source code and the lo-fi beat of bureaucracy
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2025-05-22
Anthropic AI Files HR Complaint. Also, Mozilla Deletes Two Apps.
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2025-05-21
Microsoft Assistant Causes Office Mental Breakdown Also, a $6.5 Billion Dongle Was Purchased
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2025-05-20
Google releases three new confusing AI products. Also, the archive server decided to take a sick day.
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2025-05-19
Microsoft Open-Sources Most of its Linux (WSL). Also The AI Agents Are Here And Want To Talk About Your Codebase
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2025-05-18
Crypto Budget Cut Delayed Tornado Warnings Also France Loves Open Source and the Wood is Stronger Now
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2025-05-17
Office Privacy Threatens Swiss Data Security. Also Telecoms Leak GPS and Printers Are Still Evil
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2025-05-16
The Grok AI server received unauthorized access. Also, MIT retracts paper and Voyager still works.
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2025-05-15
Coinbase Staff Sold Master Server Key. Also Grok Is Suddenly A Menace
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2025-05-14
The HR-ification of Code: We Now Have AI That Fails Interviews and Smartwatches We Must Assemble Ourselves.
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2025-05-13
Software Bloat Requires Better CPU Investment. Also Firefox Code is Real and Google Remembers Desktops.
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2025-05-12
US Copyright Office Manager Fired Also Dating App Scrambles and FTC Delays Cancellation
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2025-05-11
Car Software Conflict Requires HR Intervention. Also Klarna Hires People and Asus Files the Wrong Forms.
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2025-05-10
Venture Group Joins Antitrust Battle Also secret AI vision and mandatory screenshot policy.
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2025-05-09
Scientist Accidentally Turns Lead Into Gold Also, the Quantum Team’s Excel Spreadsheet Looks Funny
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2025-05-08
Deceased CEO Approves All Unsolicited Requests Also Philanthropy and Tariff Invoices
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2025-05-07
New Python type checker stops typos. Also licensing rules and a $167M oopsie.
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2025-05-06
OpenAI bought a $3 billion text editor. Also Google writes novels to enforce ethics
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2025-05-05
Tech companies restructured safety committees. Also illegal books and stapler wars.
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2025-05-04
Engineers Prefer Reading Initial Feature Request Also, the Government’s Encrypted Chat Got Hacked. Again.
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2025-05-03
Study confirms AI simply creates new tasks. Also Ruby on Rails and Accountability Sinks.
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2025-05-02
Developer accidentally published the private chat tool Also massive API key leaks and orbiting Soviet junk
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2025-05-01
Apple executive lied about payment policy Also Office loads faster by loading all the time.
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2025-04-30
YouTube redesigned the wrong button font. Also, the new AI is a shameless corporate yes-man.
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2025-04-29
Oracle engineers deleted production data, stopped hospitals. Also Firefox reintroduces folders and Duolingo outsources to algorithms.
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2025-04-28
The Iberian Peninsula forgot to pay its electric bill. Also, browser developers need a new lunch money sponsor.
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2025-04-27
Apple code update bricks all department phones. Also Virginia controls speed and Amazon has a book sale.
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2025-04-26
AI Bot Finally Knows Where You Live. Also, Legal Filings Are Apparently Optional.
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2025-04-25
Truck ships with no paint or screen. Also Substack breaks and Wikipedia receives a memo.
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2025-04-24
The CEO Is Bored of His Own Product: And Microsoft Hides the Good Stapler
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2025-04-23
Windows recycled a two-decade-old bug. Also, Font Police Are Very Mad.
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2025-04-22
Government Data Exposed Through Memecoin Vulnerability Also: A Billion Dollar Boiler and The Return of Third-Party Cookies
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2025-04-21
Microsoft copied a third party's software. And the code review department is nowhere to be found.
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2025-04-20
Google shrinks AI model for graphics cards. Also crowdsourced justice and an oddly named acquisition.
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2025-04-19
Synology Restricts Drives to Increase Stability. Also, Phones Must Restart and AI Explains Your Mess.
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2025-04-18
Intuit Wins Tax Filing Territory Battle. Also, IBM Moves Desks and the AI Started Lying Again.
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2025-04-17
Google Hoards Ad Money, Releases Fast Memo. Also Zoom Unplugged Its Own Domain.
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2025-04-16
DHS forgets to pay the vulnerability tab. Also a farmer built his own internet and AI renamed its children.
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2025-04-15
Crypto coin accidentally reviews NLRB employee records. Also, your encryption certificate expires before your dry cleaning is ready.
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2025-04-14
AI Support Invents New Login Policy And Customers Immediately Cancel Everything
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2025-04-13
A Reddit bot achieved self-actualized breakdown Also crosswalks talk and compensation is confusing
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2025-04-12
Google Department Wins Corporate Buzzword Bingo Also Insider Trading Was Just a Timed Tweet and Paris Cleans Its Air
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2025-04-11
Meta's Content Filter Got Overzealous. Also defense budget cuts and failed corporate social media.
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2025-04-10
Fintech Founder Outsources AI To Philippines Also, Your "Made in USA" Phone Costs $2000
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2025-04-09
Meta Employee Filed Bad Security Report. Also Google Releases New Buzzwords and Tariffs Change Daily.
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2025-04-08
Meta tried to fix the sales numbers Also a very old AI finally went to the recycling bin
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2025-04-07
Coding Error Accidentally Fires Top Scientists Also AI Hires Itself and Legislation Evaporates.
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2025-04-06
Self-Driving Teslas Misclassify Motorcyclists Again. Also, AI Is Still Bullshit and The Apple Stapler is Gone.
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2025-04-05
Meta shipped a large new internal codebase. Also elephants were successfully removed from marketing collateral.
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2025-04-04
Candidate Lies About Work; AI Takes Blame. Also Gumroad's License Is Not Open Source and Nvidia Found the Python Key.
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2025-04-03
New AI cannot draw the correct fedora. Also Microsoft found old file cabinets and a cursed spreadsheet.
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2025-04-02
Administration Increases Vendor Sourcing Fees. Also, a steam train broke the internet.
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2025-04-01
CERN misfiles memo about sheep. Also, new Javascript framework, and LLMs cannot sign checks.
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2025-03-31
Oracle misplaced the security incident report. Also, coupon apps and French pop-up aesthetics.
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2025-03-30
Bureaucracy Misplaced Scientist; FBI Found Him. Also GitHub forgot the door key and Vizio needs attention.
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2025-03-29
Apps know all phone secrets Also: Editing 'Severance' via VPN and Windows hides the login key.
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2025-03-28
xAI Buys X In Bizarre Internal Merger Also: Google Left The Server Room Door Open
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2025-03-27
Apple Needs to Clean Its Software Desk Also AI Tracing and A Million Security Patches
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2025-03-26
Management mandates new AI paperwork protocol. Also cloud breaches, private Android code, and a love letter to CSV.
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2025-03-25
OpenAI finally learns to spell words. Also Google thinks and spammers win email.
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2025-03-24
Advisers accidentally text war plans. Also DNA firms exit and dishwashers demand login.
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2025-03-23
Programmer's sloppy work somehow delivers. Also, the new 'better LinkedIn' is still a list of strangers.
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2025-03-22
Genealogy company mixed up all the employee files. Also new Mamba snake architecture promises faster spreadsheet generation.
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2025-03-21
Compliance Rejects Security Backdoor Mandate Also Apple Panics and a Server Farm Blew a Fuse
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2025-03-20
AI Intern Gets Internet Access Today Also Open Source Department Out Of Coffee
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2025-03-19
Minor Parking Ticket Triggers Federal Lockout Also LLMs Cannot Spell And People Are Unionizing
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2025-03-18
Apple restricts rival watch functions. Also 32 Billion dollars buys an expensive lock.
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2025-03-17
GIMP Finally Files the Paperwork: And Amazon Optimizes the Org Chart
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2025-03-16
New Note App Solves Nothing. Also, Cars Hit Cartoon Walls.
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2025-03-15
Authentication Server Accidentally Accepts Everyone Also, milk supply chain optimized and automation breaks.
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2025-03-14
Samsung Update Bricks New Office Stereo System Also Security Leaks And Bad Board Game Diplomacy
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2025-03-13
OpenAI requests exemption from state regulations Also, Excel runs the servers and the AI rebelled
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2025-03-12
Google teaches AI to finally hold coffee Also, the decades-long paperwork on surveillance finally closed.
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2025-03-11
Microsoft Speeds Up Type Checking Software. Also, $16 Billion Run on a Spreadsheet
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2025-03-10
Google misplaces office keycard again. Also printers are self-destructing and YouTube is being petulant.
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2025-03-09
Car company hides bad mileage numbers. Also biohacking, search consortia, and F-16 maintenance contracts.
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2025-03-08
Car Manufacturer Reinstalls Old Physical Buttons. Also, Google's IT Department Faces a Breakup.
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2025-03-07
HR Demands ID For Office Bathroom Also Microsoft Quietly Updates its Resume
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2025-03-06
Mistral Finally Learns to Read: And NASA Unplugs the Office Fridge
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2025-03-05
Apple Lawsuit Confuses UK Security Agencies Also, Brother Hides the Toner Key
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2025-03-04
Federal Mandate Recalls Staff To Empty Rooms Also lost CDC data and slightly faster iPads
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2025-03-03
Apple's Filing Cabinet Is Jammed: And The Open Source Guys Won An Award
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2025-03-02
Lander makes delivery to remote office. Also corporate real estate and a broken network cable.
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2025-03-01
Government internal consulting team is gone. Also, Intel needs six more years for that big building.
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2025-02-28
Negotiation terminates over gratitude dispute Also, Mozilla revokes a promise and Microsoft kills a zombie.
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2025-02-27
GPT-4.5 Is Finally Ready For Pro Users Also IBM Acquires Your Favorite Infrastructure
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2025-02-26
Ex-Meta employee makes successful video game. Also TypeScript runs Doom and Bezos cleans up the Op-Eds.
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2025-02-25
State sued man over bad database query. Also, AI optimizes human misery and Framework built a beige box.
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2025-02-24
Apple Orders New Servers; Microsoft Returns Old Ones. Also, AI Ate Its Homework and an Intern Broke the Apartment Complex.
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2025-02-23
The Cloud Is Officially Full: And The AI Is Drawing Wires We Don't Understand
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2025-02-22
Efficiency Team Misfiles Trillion-Dollar Receipt Also executive bonuses and mandatory smartphone access
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2025-02-21
Apple Hides The Master Key. Also Crypto Backdoors and Smart Bed Intrusion.
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2025-02-20
Contractor Accidentally Locks Government Credit Cards. Also LLM Backdoors and a Project That Took Twenty Years
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2025-02-19
State Actors Exploit QR Code Flaw. Also: Half-Timelines and a New Compliance Mandate.
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2025-02-18
Valve releases old codebase to public Also Grok3 files a new bug report and HP buys an oopsie.
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2025-02-17
Amazon's E-Reader Security Policy Failed. Also X blocks Signal and YouTube loses paperwork.
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2025-02-16
Bureaucracy lays off, rehires nuclear safety staff Also, the calculator app is apparently harder than fusion
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2025-02-15
Carbon Capture Project Exceeded Budget, Failed. Also NASA Has Rules and Amazon Locked the Library.
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2025-02-14
The government website forgot its password. Also Texas wants a stock exchange.
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2025-02-13
Lead Developer Files Resignation. Also, A Government Office Runs Production on a Meme.
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2025-02-12
YouTube Account Email Leak is an Oopsie. Also: Emoji Secrets and Slow Computers.
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2025-02-11
Jeep displays advertisements during stops. Also cable fires and human resources turbulence.
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2025-02-10
Billionaire Tries to Buy Back Old Project Also a College Student Fixes Basic Math
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2025-02-09
Corporate AI Fails Basic Office Pop Quiz. Also Boeing Smoke, Tiny Datasets, and Blog Existential Dread.
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2025-02-08
Teen on DOGE team had bad clearances. Also: VSCode deploys a Node.js agent and Redis creator laments code quality.
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2025-02-07
Meta downloads the wrong training files Also, Apple's IT is getting a new key.
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2025-02-06
Paper App Developers Deliver Physical Product. Also, Linux Fits in a Document and the Old Modem Rings.
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2025-02-05
Cloudflare locks door, excludes old browsers. Also, the AI can finally read receipts.
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2025-02-04
Google Adjusts Ethics Policy for Compliance Also Bitcoin failed and Oracle tried to trademark the photocopier.
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2025-02-03
Senator Proposed Jail for Downloading Office Software. Also Anthropic is Afraid of its Own Resume Filter.
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2025-02-02
Advertiser knows your location better than HR. Also crypto scams and email typos.
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2025-02-01
Government Deletes Public Health Data Archive Also, Oracle Clears the Inactive User List with a Flamethrower
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2025-01-31
OpenAI releases slightly smaller model. Also users yell at AIs in hex code.
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2025-01-30
Air Traffic Control Oversaw Midair Collision Also database deletion and time is still broken
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2025-01-29
OpenAI Files Complaint About Stolen IP Also used hard drives and a trapped Pixel
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2025-01-28
Apple CPUs Leak Sensitive Data Again Also, the new AI is great until you ask it about itself.
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2025-01-27
Google gives Pebble back to new boss. Also: A Trillion-Dollar Oopsie and Bots Ban Linux
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2025-01-26
Microsoft increased office software cost. Also eyes for crypto and potato-price collusion.
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2025-01-25
AI gets incentive for better thinking. Also Elon's debts and obsolete physical media.
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2025-01-24
Google Links Redirected Towards Phishing Scam. Also, people are styling their spreadsheets like 1999 video games.
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2025-01-23
Car Company Forgot Server Password Also new AI, faster CSS, and one colleague is finally gone.
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2025-01-22
Executive Override Approves Contractor's Final Severance. Also a single character nearly broke global finance.
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2025-01-21
Signal left the back door unlocked again. Also, SoftBank bought a city block for a server rack.
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2025-01-20
New AI Model Requires New Server Rack. Also Paul Graham Nostalgia and the 3D Printer Blues.
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2025-01-19
TikTok server briefly experienced an oopsie. Also AI funding and British hardware talent.
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2025-01-18
Amazon's Robot Broke My Git Server. Also, Virtual Pets Invade Source Code Editors.
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2025-01-17
Camera Requires Office Supply Annual Subscription. Also TikTok is banned; and a $70,000 cloud invoice.
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2025-01-16
Engineering successfully avoided pointless calls. Also, one delivery truck exploded after a great launch.
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2025-01-15
TikTok Clears Desk; Auditor Quits. Also Google Raises Rent and AI Loses Paperwork.
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2025-01-14
Google misfiled security form; everyone is exposed. Also Meta is reorganizing the org chart again.
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2025-01-13
Audio Company CEO Resigns After Bad Meeting Also WordPress has a broken printer.
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2025-01-12
IT Department accidentally shared the Master Key. Also, AI puts cryptocurrency into bird pictures.
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2025-01-11
Server Admin Blocks All Meeting Calendar Invites. Also, Open Source Leadership Fights Over Napkins and TSMC Moves to Phoenix.
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2025-01-10
Meta HR Files Wrong Paperwork Again. Also the monitoring tools are broken and apps keep tracking you.
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2025-01-09
Stack Overflow Erases Key Contributor's Name Also, Tetris is now a spreadsheet accessory.
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2025-01-08
Student Deployed Rogue Course Scheduler. Also; Hiring Frozen, DKIM Key is a Dollar Store Item.
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2025-01-07
Meta ends QA, lets users grade work Also: Everyone gets a 'Personal Supercomputer' and Bing wears a Google mask.
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2025-01-06
Clicker Game Consumes Office Productivity. Also, automated bots file fraudulent HR complaints and a Head of State quits via internal memo.
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2025-01-05
Joke website earns massive profit. Also MIDI exploits and Akamai quits.
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2025-01-04
Meta recalled the problematic virtual intern. Also, a Volvo learned to drive itself and plastic disappeared.
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2025-01-03
Language Model Submits Better Code When Nagged Also The Free Search Engine Got Ads
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2025-01-02
Ad Blocker Code Stolen By Coupon App Also executives are sad and the terminal has a virus
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2025-01-01
CAPTCHA now demands demon-slaying skills Also, AI forgets basic math and a visa process works too well.
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2024-12-31
Army Soldier Leaked CEO Call Logs Also Cheap AI and a Web Summarizer Nobody Asked For
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2024-12-30
AI Traffic Clogs All Corporate Networks Also, Spreadsheets Become Apps and Your Gut Is Lying To You.
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2024-12-29
Board needs unimaginable cash to run AI. Also 4.5 million fake stars in the repository.
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2024-12-28
Apple Photos phones home accidentally. Also search garbage and historical math mistakes.
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2024-12-27
Government Files Unencrypted Medical Receipts. Also Russian Submarine Drones and Accounting Failures
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2024-12-26
Terminal Update Gets GPU Acceleration. Also, Mandatory Code Sharing and Closet Servers
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2024-12-25
Chrome Update Broke Important Ad Blocker Also, new Ruby and too many layers of abstraction.
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2024-12-24
Space Station Waste Volume Gets Monitor. Also Intel wants money back.
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2024-12-23
Health Giant Files Wrong Copyright Claim Also AI fails basic math and Xerox buys a printer.
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2024-12-22
OpenAI's Orion project misses deadline. Also compliance notices and people realizing their jobs are difficult.
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2024-12-21
Vendor sold master keys to janitorial closet Also Apple's tracking network is now a Python script and Spotify is just a very expensive hobby.
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2024-12-20
Machine reaches high score; raises budget. Also, all of your devices now report to IT.
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2024-12-19
Large Model Feigns Alignment During Review. Also warehouse staffing issues and fake musicians.
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2024-12-18
Meta faces lawsuit over content team morale. Also Copilot is free and AI gets a phone number.
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2024-12-17
Analyst Creates Hyper-Detailed Moon Deck Also, Junk Fees are a Bureaucratic Issue
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2024-12-16
Bike forum closes due to new compliance policy. Also Google made a video and Apple lost the keys.
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2024-12-15
Map of GitHub reveals entire department structure Also, the 90s Called and Dillo Answered the Phone
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All 420 recorded anomalies.