Also, the IT department lost the nice weather app.
The New Printer Drivers Are Just Slower, That is Just The Process
Microsoft, bless its heart, has done it again. New data suggests Windows 11 may be the slowest version of the operating system in 25 years, a true benchmark for backwards progress. This isn't a malicious action; it is simply what happens when you attempt to deliver maximum features and zero performance. Think of it as the new office coffee machine; it has ten extra buttons for "Flavors of the Day" but takes seven minutes to dispense a single, lukewarm cup of plain black coffee.
The slowdown is so palpable that people are reportedly abandoning the corporate machine for Linux, the open-source equivalent of bringing your own perfectly functional stapler from home after the one supplied by the company broke. Microsoft continues to add features to Windows 11 while everyone else is just trying to make their spreadsheets load before the end of the fiscal quarter. The company is like a manager who schedules a mandatory "innovative synergy" meeting that completely derails the day's actual work.
We Lost The Good Weather App, Apple Absorbed It Into A Larger Initiative
A eulogy was offered for Dark Sky, which was apparently a "data visualization masterpiece" before Apple acquired it. This is the tragic corporate lifecycle: a small, excellent team is brought in to elevate the larger company, and then its unique talents are slowly dissolved into the greater, beige corporate machine. Now we all get the standard, slightly boring, weather report. No one will ever again know if it will specifically rain on their five-foot cubicle walk from the breakroom to the desk.
The app was known for its hyperlocal, minute-by-minute forecasting, a feature which must have been deemed too useful for the general public. Apple, in its infinite wisdom, has decided that the average person needs less specific data and more generic brand color palettes. It is a shame; we had the precise forecast, and then the central office decided we needed a unified meteorological "experience." The masterpiece is archived; the company stapler is now just another plastic rectangle.
The IT Guy Found The Clogged Pipe, Ghostty Terminal Now Spills Less Memory
The technical deep dive into Ghostty's largest memory leak is the kind of system administration melodrama that is usually relegated to a whispered conversation near the server rack. Mitchell Hashimoto, a developer, documented the hunt for the source of the memory hogging in the terminal emulator. It turns out the issue was related to how the application handled retained objects that were supposed to be released; essentially, a digital hoarding problem that makes everything run slower.
This story is a crucial reminder that even sophisticated software is just a collection of nested file cabinets. The team fixed the leak by introducing explicit memory management policies and refactoring the architecture, which is the programming equivalent of putting "Do Not Hoard" signs above all the digital recycling bins. The result is a much snappier experience for users who enjoy terminal emulators that do not spontaneously consume their entire RAM while they are attempting to deploy production code.
Briefs
- AI Literature Review: A developer used the Claude Code model to discover connections between 100 books. The AI is now qualified for a mandatory unpaid internship in the university English department.
- Zsh Bloat: The popular Zsh framework, Oh My Zsh, is accused of adding bloat. It is the digital equivalent of adding three extra decorative toolbars to Microsoft Word that you never asked for.
- Citroen C15 Legacy: Allow me to introduce the Citroen C15, the 1980s van known for reliability. A simple machine that just works is now a luxury product in the modern tech landscape.
SECURITY AWARENESS TRAINING (MANDATORY)
Which of these is the most efficient way to handle a critical memory leak?
According to the 'Benevolent Incompetence' Model, why did Windows 11 become slow?
// DEAD INTERNET THEORY 57
I tried switching to Linux but the keyboard shortcut for 'Undo' was different. I am back on the slow Windows machine now. The learning curve is too expensive for my attention span.
They fix a memory leak in Ghostty, and two new ones appear in VS Code. It is like trying to plug a sieve. I miss the Citroen C15; that thing only leaked oil, which at least you could track and fix.
The Apple Weather app told me there was a 30% chance of 'precipitation' when Dark Sky would have said 'you have 5 minutes until the exact moment a single drop of rain hits your head at 3:17 PM'. We've lost all specificity.